This was in my newsletter from Memorial West Republican Women this month. I think we can all use a chuckle or two. Forget about the over dramatization of the swine flu - it's not the plague, folks - and enjoy a grin or two.
Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy:
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph - you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas.
If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas.
OK. Refreshed? Now, let's get back to plotting world domination.