Monday, April 27, 2009

You May Live In Texas If...

This was in my newsletter from Memorial West Republican Women this month. I think we can all use a chuckle or two. Forget about the over dramatization of the swine flu - it's not the plague, folks - and enjoy a grin or two.

Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy:
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph - you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas.

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas.

OK. Refreshed? Now, let's get back to plotting world domination.


Anonymous said...

I needed that! People are too damn serious!

Wendy :) said...

Two thumbs up, Karen!

srp said...

We all need a chuckle today!
The Suidae flu scare has given much cover for more sinister things happening in DC. Why Suidae? I heard that the Jewish and Muslim countries in the middle east have FINALLY found something to agree on... the coined term "Swine Flu" offends them both... just trying to be PC.

But, it seems that this has overshadowed backroom workings that have officially removed threat of filibuster in the budget passage... now only requiring a simple majority instead of 60 votes to pass. And to add permanent glee to those at MSNBC, Arlen Specter has defected to the Democrats... supposedly a bombshell, but he voted more with them than with his conservative party anyway. I can't wait to see your analysis of this!
Go get them Karen!